"You can't forget what you don't remember"

The perfect spot for a dog

Toe nails & food

when I die, and I'm in no rush there's several things that I'll miss and things that I won't miss.

I definately won't miss the trimming of my toe nails being sixtyish and not exactly in top physical form I know longer can trim without doing harm to myself and do to the possibility of length and thickness of the nail, a flying nail may bring harm to anyone in the vicinity  one of the hazards that comes with age, although I will miss quite a few things in the culinary line but primarily pork.

But just remember who ever's in charge after I die I'd like to be cremated, no casket,no grave,no anything,no anything, just wait till brad's back around then throw my ashes off an I-70 overpass,then have a party with pork butt and beer and blues.

60, so I guess the countdown has begun. Just remember no viewing, no nothing just a party with pork butt,beer, and blues. See ya

Blink

i was setting in high school class I'm not sure exactly what class it was and if I bothered taking notes and this was years before computers were even heard of,well they were heard of but they weren't compact in the least in fact they were huge and NASA may be one of the only one that had more than one?Anyway I was in class eventually graduating, going to college, getting married, divorced, having an automobile accident because of a broken heart related to the marriage that ended in divorce, spendîng several years lonely and recouperating from the accident, eventually remarrying and having not one but two kids(1-boy,1-girl), watching the kids grow into adulthood and having kids of their own, getting divorced after the kids where grown(my kids),being happy for the first time in a long time. At some point between the high school class and my last child leaving I must have blinked and hopefully not in a way meaning it's over but a blink for a different beginning. Then again it could be a strange code meaning "F**k you?"

Diamonds are a girls best friend vs a prostate is a boys best friend

Sparky(the out of shape hummingbird)

we noticed him(or maybe her) around the hummingbird feeder during the summer, the feeder was a liquid feeder containing a sweet, sugar solution meant for hummingbirds but I'm sure the ants would like it too. There were several hummingbird's visiting the feeder and toward the middle of August they seemed to be visiting on a more frequent basis probably gearing üp for their migration flight tô the south. One hummingbird in particular I like to refer to as sparky has been coming to the feeder early in the morning and staying till practically dark, eating and resting on the metal feeder stand constantly eating, I've been concerned because sparky's obviously been putting on some serious weight recently and could have some major concerns being in Olympic shape for the migration unless he's decided that buckeye lake might bè just as suitable as any of the southern destinations, cooler but closer, and he or she won't have to be concerned about dieting and besides that this area is a hotbed for eating,drinking and debauchery(at least it was in the seventies) when myself and acquaintances would party for hours and I would wake up the following morning on the fłoor of the garage or with a female that later in life would have a receding hair-line and not be concerned with over-weight hummingbird's.

Set Steve free(Steve the gecko)

Steve the gecko has been imprisoned in a aquarium for some time now and he's not mine but I'd like donations for the journey to set him free preferably in a habitat that would be more befitting for him I'd like to see him find a Mrs. Steve and maybe even have some Stevett's so make check's payable to:
Free Steve  "smooth Steve" as he likes to be called: