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Wednesday, September 10, 2014

Bangs

My bangs consist of one solitary hair and it's grey and I'm sure it's on it's way out and I won't miss it at least not in the way I'm sure I would have missed it back in the seventies when my brother and I had an abundance of long flowing  crowd pleasing, anti-establishment hair but that was then, that was when hair said "f**k you" to anyone over 30 and anyone that wasn't "cool."

 now my brother shaves his head and I've considered it but I'm to vain, and there's definitely nothing to be vain about. Maybe I should try joining a hair club for men but I'm to cheap, I've also considered toupee's or that spray-paint advertised on television but it seems I havn't gotten around to placing the order. There's also creams, pills and other methods but as I've grown older I simply no longer give a shit. Bald is beautiful or tolerable.

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