I.O.O.F.(inebriated order of old fuckers)

we've been contemplating changing the name from the independent order of odd fellow's to the inebriated order of old fuckers and also we've discussed starting a new chapter in new Salem and celebrating every known(and unknown and some just made up) holiday's worldwide(and twice on leap year). by the way August 5th is international beer day and towards the end of May is towel day and as long as there's a plethora of adult beverage's fôr sale at the local market we'll be participating in these and other holidays. International beer day is the first Friday of August not August 5.

Just in case

if things don't go exactly as I'd planned I'd like a cremation service, preferably a cremation service/barbecue and with the money saved by not having your standard burial you can afford ałl meat weiner's(just kidding). Have ribs or pork butt, and loads of beer and hula girls.thanks

PS: be sure you buy yourself  hat.