end of beans

it's the year 4325 and there's a war that nearly causes the extinction of mankind.earth's few inhabitants that are left alive live by their wits scavenging just to survive. surviving on beans (one of the only foods that survived the war), there are several other foods available for consumption ,(such as spam)although survivors find that beans offer more nutrition, are better tasting, not that spam isn't tastey but beans are easily transported(for the survivor on the go), and can be eaten hot or cold, baked or plain(depending entirely on a survivors mood or preference). the survivor's all seem to have a sense of humor about their predicament along with a nasty case of gas making sneaking up on anyone impossible due to the oder and the sound(threat of theft has been eliminated) the survivors of this bean eating apocalyptic event begin squabbling over the small piece or piece's of fat, bacon or whatever that may have been put in the can for that down-home flavor.

the survivor's will barter for beans and/or anything that make survival just a tad easier. there's a plan amongst the survivors to re-populate the earth(at least this was discussed at the "annual survivors sing-a-long and bean recipe swap) but again due to the nasty smell, intercourse is only accomplished on a bet. thus the population of the earth and the remaining inhabitants may dwindle into obscurity which poses the question."ARE THERE BEANS IN HEAVEN" and how does the taliban feel about beans,virgins and Lysol?