it's the year 4325 and the world and the majority of it's inhabitants are gone but it's sunny not a cloud in the sky if it wasn't for all this senseless destruction and the occasional rotting corpse you'd think to yourself "what a superb time to be alive" but there has been years of war and the population has been thinned out dramatically but it's a day that before the war i'd probably spend cruising around with my jet-pack(after all it is 4325,and things have changed), or maybe i'd teleport a doobie to a friend halfway around the world, but i'm stuck scavenging, trying to find a can or two of beans just to survive. luckily i find an abandoned Mom and Pop grocery store that had enough beans to last me till doomsday(which may be sooner rather than later) especially since i left my can opener in my other jacket, fortunately this grocery store must have a can opener or something i can use to get into the beans. i find it odd(while i'm looking and rummaging through the store i'm thinking) that in these thousands of years since they've been storing foods they still require the use of a can opener,"oh frick'n well." and then i find one.
while i was searching i find a casserole dish and i think how good hot baked beans would be(just like mom used to make but minus the bacon due to the world coming to an end). and then proving the existence of God i find a can opener, i then build a fire, fill the casserole dish, and bake the beans campfire method. fortunately in my quest for the can opener i found some Bean-o, once again proving that God exists even in the little things.
while i was searching i find a casserole dish and i think how good hot baked beans would be(just like mom used to make but minus the bacon due to the world coming to an end). and then proving the existence of God i find a can opener, i then build a fire, fill the casserole dish, and bake the beans campfire method. fortunately in my quest for the can opener i found some Bean-o, once again proving that God exists even in the little things.
