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Saturday, March 19, 2016

Keister-reck-tomy

     The day before the day before I under-go the prostate biopsy and I'm already getting the apprehensive nervous jitters that hopefully can be cured with alcohol, I've been told the procedure is comparable to having an office stapler shoved up your keister, butt we'll see, we'll see?

     The day of the keister-reck-tomy and I'm as nervous as the front row of a group of whore's in church butt with the exception of the embarrassment of the delicate situation all goes well, that is if you don't mind a stapler up your butt, and you're shy.

     Days following the procedure I'm as fine as anyone who days before had a stapler having it's way with your keister I'm sure I'm suffering from some post traumatic stress disorder butt hopefully I'll lead a somewhat normal life if not I'll see you at some carnival.

     Maybe I won't see you at the carnival I found out earlier today that I have cancer, keister-cancer, cancer of the keister.
     

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