in 1656 kirkjubol,iceland(possibly colder than a well digger's butt) a church dude(priest) blamed a father and son because the church dude was constantly cutting the cheese(farting) so the church dude had dad and son barbecued(burned at the stake) for being witches. i later learned they drowned women and fried men.(i think i'd rather drown?). another interesting fact is: the father and son who were fried sang in the church dudes choir.(i wonder if they sang off key?) but come on farting? and they weren't even the ones doing the farting.
after they fried dad and son the church dude(priest) was still plagued with the toots so he goes after the daughter of the man they just fried but they ended up letting her go but to make things even worse the church dude takes procession of all of dad's things(property,toys,etc.) but fortunately it was 1656 and snowmobile's weren't heard of yet.
everyone farts(even Priest's and super-model's)
