When I die I'll go to heaven

I grew up in the sixties and was in school during the Vietnam war I'll never forget the one day arriving at elementary school and seeing a jacket on an older guy he was possibly twenty, it was a silky looking jacket and on the back it said,"when I die I'll  go to heaven cause I've spent my time in hell." I'm sure the jacket was picked up during his tour fighting in the Vietnam war and even though I'm 57 now and living in Ohio     I'm looking for a souvenir stand or someplace to get a jacket of my own I've found hell doesn't require travel, maybe a little travel but not as far as you would think.