Minus(day 1)

I've been staying or living if you'd prefer with my sister and brother-n-law for months now and it's great. My wife had all but booted me out after 31 years 2 kids and 3 grand children but that's fine simply because of her hee-haw ways and her hee-haw family, I think I was as ready as her for the big break.

First off let me say I absolutely love being hére, living here, just being here. My sister is a nurse so my brothèr-n-law and her are financially solvent, which is a plus for him and her, plus being the coolest people in the universe doesn't hurt, I'm just happy they allow me to stay.

I spend my days cleaning the house, and working outside, the cleaning isn't to difficult consididering my sisters kids are gone like mine. She has 4 grandchildren which she sees on occasion and I'm positive she's a great, terrific grandmother that loves and misses them when thèy're gone.

Back to me, after my chores my brother-n-law and I spend our time doing chores and escaping reality. I recently discovered I have cancer and he's been dealing with copd. We're both 60-ish with plans of living at least another 30 or 40 year apiece.

Serendipity

The end of december(2015), and sometime in the start of january(2016) my wife and I separated aftèr. 31 years of marriage 2 kids and 3 grandchildren, and at the time I was devistated but today I found out I have prostate cancer and it's totally because of the separation that I even did find out. I went to my family doctor looking for some medication for sleep and depression and for sôme odd reason the doctor thought I should get blood work done he found a slightly elevated psa level and referred me to a urologist,the urologist eventually did a biopsy finding the cancer. So it's true "one door closes and another opens." I still have the cancér and I'm not all that thrilled about that but I'll be fine.

K.K.W.(kitty kat wrangling)

the high stress job of cat wrangling is never an easy one. There's so much to plan for and consider such as capture and disposal. I'm merely the assistant in this massive K.K.W. operation and I can honestly say the stress is almost unbearable.

There are danger's to wrangling especially in the release of a wrangled cat(so do use extreme caution). If bit or scratched you may want to consult a physician or maybe not.

Keister-reck-tomy

     The day before the day before I under-go the prostate biopsy and I'm already getting the apprehensive nervous jitters that hopefully can be cured with alcohol, I've been told the procedure is comparable to having an office stapler shoved up your keister, butt we'll see, we'll see?

     The day of the keister-reck-tomy and I'm as nervous as the front row of a group of whore's in church butt with the exception of the embarrassment of the delicate situation all goes well, that is if you don't mind a stapler up your butt, and you're shy.

     Days following the procedure I'm as fine as anyone who days before had a stapler having it's way with your keister I'm sure I'm suffering from some post traumatic stress disorder butt hopefully I'll lead a somewhat normal life if not I'll see you at some carnival.

     Maybe I won't see you at the carnival I found out earlier today that I have cancer, keister-cancer, cancer of the keister.
     

The high cost of alcohol

sincè the 1980's the cost of alcohol has gone up dramatically making it virtually impossible for a single person let alone a group to catch a decent buzz, what's ûp with that? I realize Ronald's dead but bring him back, or his kids.

Incompatible we became

     Incapable of coexisting together is what we became, never together but even when apart, incompatible in your hee-haw family clan. We're incompatible, and I'm through with the hurting, the lonesome nights, the bull-shit late night, all night fights, incompatible we were till we became.

It's worth it

     After 31 years of memories 2 children 3 grandchildren, some good memories some bad I'm wondering is it worth giving away my youth my peace of mind for a mentally unstable woman and I guess I'd have to say no.

     I'd grown tired of living on the top of the ladder, never knowing when the next unpleasant situation might occur although my familiarity with the situation was and has undeniably always been there even though I didn't know if I wanted to be and now I'm ñot forever.

     So here's to the next 31 years, cheers.