Tuesday, June 23, 2009
waste
there's nothing quite as disgusting as human waste, it's bad, real bad, especially if it's someone else's but even if it's yours it's bad. say you're walking down the street and you just happen upon a fresh pile it doesn't really matter who's it is, it's bad. now i've been living and working on my father-n-law's dairy farm for nearly 20 years, where he milks and fattens holstein cattle and holstein's have the cadillac of poop. personally i've never found the aroma to be offensive, any other poop fails in comparison. now baby holstein's are a little rank because of there mom's milk but as soon as they grow and no longer need mom there fine. chicken, turkey, and other members of the bird family are really bad, hog poop is really bad, the methane can cause you to pass out, now that's pretty bad. horse poop is sort of alright, depending on the horse's diet, and many other animals i've yet to experience the aroma from there poop,
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As a former resident of farmland Ohio, I must agree with your assessment.
Keep up the fine study!
It's deer poop that's the mystery to me. I mean, those can be large animals. So what's up with all the raisins? Now that I think about it, I'm wondering how the elk droppings compare. I'm with you on the chickens, though. Almost as bad as geese. The geese gather by a man-made lake in these parts and crap all over the concrete. The dog has to watch his step.
Bird said... What about bird poop? Out of the entire universe how does it decide to pick YOUR car. Over billions of others?Yet it seems to always prefer the drivers side windsheild.Certainly makes one ponder the thought.
In retrospect, I'd rate the stuff I've smelled on a scale like this -- 1--10 -- with 1 being very pleasant, 2/3 good, 4 being alluring, 5 inoffensive, 6 noticeably odd, 7, not good, 8/9 bad, and 10 being horribly foul.
jasmine, lavender, perry county herbs, including peppermint -- 1
freshly mown hay, sileage, pizza, certain curries -- 2
roses, lemon, hot dogs at a baseball game -- 3
durian, gas from a pump, cow manure on a field -- 4
McDonalds -- 5
the city of KL -- 6
skunk -- 7
belachan, certain bad breath -- 8
chicken shit -- 9
pig shit, rotting flesh, maggots -- 10
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