fred and wilma had been married for 28 years and now that all there children were grown and finally on there own fred and wilma decided it was "Me" time. they had two children a girl and a boy. fred wasn't the best father, he wasn't a bad father but he certainly wasn't the best and he always felt just a little bit guilty although he didn't lose any sleep over it, wilma was and is a better than average mother, she is a tremendous grandmother too and fred was good, he loved his grandchildren and looked forward to each time they visited knowing that they eventually would be going home.
fred and wilma had lived in the same small town all there married lives and since the children where grown they decided on moving out and getting a little place in the country where the neighbors weren't constantly up there butt, they could also raise some livestock and even get some cats and maybe a dog, wilma had always loved cats but because of fred, children, and being employed as a secretary wasn't able to have any, fred on the other hand despised cats but since he loved wilma he'd tolerate there presence, at least on a farm they could keep the mouse population down.
after they had moved into the small farmhouse(located about 6 miles from town) they spent there days working in the garden, cleaning up and tending to there 4 cows, 3 goats a dog and 14 cats. wilma loved the cats making sure they always had more than enough to eat and drink and a safe dry place for the expecting mother cats to have there kittens. since early childhood fred hated cats.
in the 1800's phil sheridan said "the only good indian is a dead indian," fred didn't agree with what sheridan said about indians but he did feel the same about cats "the only good cat is a dead cat,", although fred loved wilma, and wilma loved her cats so fred would be nice to wilma's cats only when wilma was within site.
fred and wilma had lived in the country for going on 2 years and already they had 14 cats and that number changed weekly fred thought to himself but fred loved wilma, fred was also certain that wilma had ESP and bionic hearing because the majority of the time when fred was going to thin out the cat "herd" wilma would be there to stop fred and give him a verbal lashing but fred would continue thinning out the feline herd due to the cost of cat food and fred simply didn't care for cats, whenever and wherever fred was to appear on the farm the cats would run from in terror and wilma experienced the exact opposite reaction the cats loved wilma and wilma loved the cats.
the cats began to catch onto fred's routine of elimination and would only be seen by fred when they could see wilma or when fred would accidentally see them and there were getting to be so many cats that he would see them quite frequently. fred found that the kittens were the easiest to eliminate because they didn't know fred was such a cruel, sick bastard.
it was on a saturday in the spring of the year when wilma was in town and fred was doing some work around the house he was planning on preparing the garden by rota tilling it. he went to the barn to get the rota tiller and discovered a cat and her 6 newly born kittens. fred had his usual feelings of guilt but searched for something to club the kittens with. fred found a shovel he thought would do the trick when a cat jumped on his back, suddenly there were several cats scratching and biting. soon every cat on the farm was there paying fred back for his years of abuse and now wilma's a widow.
after the fred incident wilma no longer loved her cats and when the cats killed fred, wilma was left virtually penniless so wilma ate the cats, she became rich and famous with some of her cat recipe's maybe you've heard of kitten on a stick?
fred and wilma had lived in the same small town all there married lives and since the children where grown they decided on moving out and getting a little place in the country where the neighbors weren't constantly up there butt, they could also raise some livestock and even get some cats and maybe a dog, wilma had always loved cats but because of fred, children, and being employed as a secretary wasn't able to have any, fred on the other hand despised cats but since he loved wilma he'd tolerate there presence, at least on a farm they could keep the mouse population down.
after they had moved into the small farmhouse(located about 6 miles from town) they spent there days working in the garden, cleaning up and tending to there 4 cows, 3 goats a dog and 14 cats. wilma loved the cats making sure they always had more than enough to eat and drink and a safe dry place for the expecting mother cats to have there kittens. since early childhood fred hated cats.
in the 1800's phil sheridan said "the only good indian is a dead indian," fred didn't agree with what sheridan said about indians but he did feel the same about cats "the only good cat is a dead cat,", although fred loved wilma, and wilma loved her cats so fred would be nice to wilma's cats only when wilma was within site.
fred and wilma had lived in the country for going on 2 years and already they had 14 cats and that number changed weekly fred thought to himself but fred loved wilma, fred was also certain that wilma had ESP and bionic hearing because the majority of the time when fred was going to thin out the cat "herd" wilma would be there to stop fred and give him a verbal lashing but fred would continue thinning out the feline herd due to the cost of cat food and fred simply didn't care for cats, whenever and wherever fred was to appear on the farm the cats would run from in terror and wilma experienced the exact opposite reaction the cats loved wilma and wilma loved the cats.
the cats began to catch onto fred's routine of elimination and would only be seen by fred when they could see wilma or when fred would accidentally see them and there were getting to be so many cats that he would see them quite frequently. fred found that the kittens were the easiest to eliminate because they didn't know fred was such a cruel, sick bastard.
it was on a saturday in the spring of the year when wilma was in town and fred was doing some work around the house he was planning on preparing the garden by rota tilling it. he went to the barn to get the rota tiller and discovered a cat and her 6 newly born kittens. fred had his usual feelings of guilt but searched for something to club the kittens with. fred found a shovel he thought would do the trick when a cat jumped on his back, suddenly there were several cats scratching and biting. soon every cat on the farm was there paying fred back for his years of abuse and now wilma's a widow.
after the fred incident wilma no longer loved her cats and when the cats killed fred, wilma was left virtually penniless so wilma ate the cats, she became rich and famous with some of her cat recipe's maybe you've heard of kitten on a stick?
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