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Friday, June 5, 2009

hot pants

i'm really not sure if she still lives there or not but across the street from my grandmother there's a woman grandma used to call hot pants, possibly because of all her late night activities. i was always amused by grandma looking out the window like any self righteous nosey neighbor, and grandpa would always have something witty to say. hot pants,"at least in the 1980's, was a foxy looking woman," i'm really not that sure if she was all that foxy since i only saw her from hundreds of feet away,"probably in her late 30's to early 40's with several children and a limp-wristed husband,"she had a daughter who was in high school with a child of her own, grandma referred to her as" hot pants jr." i can still see hot pants digging through her wardrobe which she carried in the trunk of her car, trying to find an outfit to go with a particular purse she happened to be carrying that day. i think grandma once told me hot pants had a night job making her catting around allot more inconspicuous, in any case being judgemental probably wasn't cool but there was a guy in my high school class that went out with hot pants and he told me it wasn't worth it, something about she had both male and female organs, sort of makes me ill just thinking about it. but grandma died in 2001 just after terrorists crashed into the world trade center, i don't really know if hot pants had anything to do with that but who knows?

1 comment:

Brad Blackstone said...

...anything's possible.

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