I.O.O.F.(inebriated order of old fuckers)

we've been contemplating changing the name from the independent order of odd fellow's to the inebriated order of old fuckers and also we've discussed starting a new chapter in new Salem and celebrating every known(and unknown and some just made up) holiday's worldwide(and twice on leap year). by the way August 5th is international beer day and towards the end of May is towel day and as long as there's a plethora of adult beverage's fôr sale at the local market we'll be participating in these and other holidays. International beer day is the first Friday of August not August 5.

Just in case

if things don't go exactly as I'd planned I'd like a cremation service, preferably a cremation service/barbecue and with the money saved by not having your standard burial you can afford ałl meat weiner's(just kidding). Have ribs or pork butt, and loads of beer and hula girls.thanks

PS: be sure you buy yourself  hat.

the strangest group you'd ever want to meet

I first made there acquaintance in the mid eighties and at first I thought they were normal but over the years I discovered they were anything but normal they were more like asparagus a fine tasting vegetable but with horrific results after consumption. I'm sure this was all due to the weird ways they were raised earlier in life, never,no,nothing. No father being a part of their lives, giving direction, any sort of encouragement, a mother who was there in title only, a grandmother(more like a stand in for the wicked witch of the west position) than the position of grandmother. And then there were the other grandparents rearing another daughters illegitimate brood.

Definitely not June cleavers blueprints for a whole bunch not even the Brady bunch.

No.1 child drown at 2 years old creating nasty feelings between the wicked witch and the mother of the child.

No. 2 child did become a nurse but a bi-polar,whore,load mouthed,self righteous type along the way.

No.3 child married into money but still found time to be the most intolerable prick east of the Yellowstone ñational park then still found time for more horrid behavior.


No.4 my soon to be ex and the mother of my children suffered with mental illness beginning in the 1980's

No.5 probably the nicest of the group but still with problems.

Healthcare professionality

I'm required by strictest orders to maintain a steady level of inebreatïon in maintaining thè pain and discomfort accosiated with prostate cancer.

April 14,2016: the day of meeting dr. Abasa the surgeon who may remove my prostate robotically and I'm as nervous as a high school cheerleader knowing there's not enough o's in smooth.

Although(cancerous,scared shitless thoughts)

even if I do it will end up well?

End of mankind

as a reminder for the end of the world don't forget to stock your shelves of your under-ground bomb-shelter with the crunchy goodness of frito's.

"One door closes and another opens"