Divorce or dissolution

Late December of 2015, nearly 2016 I was 59.3333 years of age when she tells me "I need a break"
that latter turns into "let's make this permanent " that news was devastating after 31 years of marriage
2 kids and 3 grandchildren. I had grown comfortable, preparing for my twilight years, with the thought of bouncing my grandchildren on my good knee. This all came to a sudden halt and I'll be 60 and alone although in the 31 years we'd become more like bad room-mates than a married couple at times I still find myself half missing her and I don't know why, maybe it's something I ate. The tension was unbearable at times.

Keep your powder dry

And don't take any wooden nickels
Don't go swim'n with bow legged women

Stess city

Nothing ever gets done in stress city
No chewing gum in stress city
No parking spaces availible in stress city

Smug

Having or showing excessive pride in ones achievements or accomplishments(just being an all around dick).

Urn

glass,ceramic,metal, or plastic? For eternity

Bangs

My bangs consist of one solitary hair and it's grey and I'm sure it's on it's way out and I won't miss it at least not in the way I'm sure I would have missed it back in the seventies when my brother and I had an abundance of long flowing  crowd pleasing, anti-establishment hair but that was then, that was when hair said "f**k you" to anyone over 30 and anyone that wasn't "cool."

 now my brother shaves his head and I've considered it but I'm to vain, and there's definitely nothing to be vain about. Maybe I should try joining a hair club for men but I'm to cheap, I've also considered toupee's or that spray-paint advertised on television but it seems I havn't gotten around to placing the order. There's also creams, pills and other methods but as I've grown older I simply no longer give a shit. Bald is beautiful or tolerable.