Keep your powder dry

And don't take any wooden nickels
Don't go swim'n with bow legged women

Stess city

Nothing ever gets done in stress city
No chewing gum in stress city
No parking spaces availible in stress city

Smug

Having or showing excessive pride in ones achievements or accomplishments(just being an all around dick).

Urn

glass,ceramic,metal, or plastic? For eternity

Bangs

My bangs consist of one solitary hair and it's grey and I'm sure it's on it's way out and I won't miss it at least not in the way I'm sure I would have missed it back in the seventies when my brother and I had an abundance of long flowing  crowd pleasing, anti-establishment hair but that was then, that was when hair said "f**k you" to anyone over 30 and anyone that wasn't "cool."

 now my brother shaves his head and I've considered it but I'm to vain, and there's definitely nothing to be vain about. Maybe I should try joining a hair club for men but I'm to cheap, I've also considered toupee's or that spray-paint advertised on television but it seems I havn't gotten around to placing the order. There's also creams, pills and other methods but as I've grown older I simply no longer give a shit. Bald is beautiful or tolerable.

Love reign o'er me

Further proof of me nearing the time in my life when I'll have a need for adult diaper's as I'm listening to music at the "home".

I fortunately can still remember driving home on state route 13, on the short 7 mile trek home from school listening to the who "quadrophenia" on the 8 track, the song "love reign o'er me" stood out particularly.Although since that time other artist's have covered that song and some of them have done a really fine job but none quite like the who in '73.