Diamonds are a girls best friend vs a prostate is a boys best friend

Sparky(the out of shape hummingbird)

we noticed him(or maybe her) around the hummingbird feeder during the summer, the feeder was a liquid feeder containing a sweet, sugar solution meant for hummingbirds but I'm sure the ants would like it too. There were several hummingbird's visiting the feeder and toward the middle of August they seemed to be visiting on a more frequent basis probably gearing üp for their migration flight tô the south. One hummingbird in particular I like to refer to as sparky has been coming to the feeder early in the morning and staying till practically dark, eating and resting on the metal feeder stand constantly eating, I've been concerned because sparky's obviously been putting on some serious weight recently and could have some major concerns being in Olympic shape for the migration unless he's decided that buckeye lake might bè just as suitable as any of the southern destinations, cooler but closer, and he or she won't have to be concerned about dieting and besides that this area is a hotbed for eating,drinking and debauchery(at least it was in the seventies) when myself and acquaintances would party for hours and I would wake up the following morning on the fłoor of the garage or with a female that later in life would have a receding hair-line and not be concerned with over-weight hummingbird's.

Set Steve free(Steve the gecko)

Steve the gecko has been imprisoned in a aquarium for some time now and he's not mine but I'd like donations for the journey to set him free preferably in a habitat that would be more befitting for him I'd like to see him find a Mrs. Steve and maybe even have some Stevett's so make check's payable to:
Free Steve  "smooth Steve" as he likes to be called:
                                                                                 

Feinted my fucking heart

and left me with thirty-one years worth of memories
Good and bad

Isn't anyone attracted to someone wearing an adult diaper

even if it's temporarily not the most attractive feature in the arsenal of humanity but still for old times sake. No one will ever say "your meat smells good" unless there's a pork butt in the oven with a special rub on it. If nothing else the cancers gone.

Smooth Steve featuring soup bone cliff

Certainly some of the best,laid back blues a gecko and dog(beable) could produce.

Dr. Ben Dover:code brown, stat

Always a "c" student with a steady average from Frank's academy of bait and learning on buckeye lake. Dr. Ben Dover was a proud, proud man Who as long as he could remember aspired to be the best rectal surgeon money could buy and in 1974 he gôt the chance after oñe to many adult beverages some readily available kitchen appliances one stick of butter and a unused subscription to the Westminster kennel club magazine (fall edition).

Dr.ben dovér had always been a happy man, along with being a proud man, especially when examining the lone brown eye of his favorite Westminster candidate Clifford "Śoup Bone."

Dr. Ben Dover was a proud, proud, shy, shy man.

What got me to visit Dr. Ben Dover was the advertisement "Our Staff will wax your car while ÿou see the good Doctor"

And every Thursday is bring your own lube Thursday.